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Germany x Child!Reader - I Run More Laps!

Germany x Child!Reader - I Run More Laps!

Hullo everyone, just getting rid of my writers block so I could carry on c:

I thought of this while I was reading a fan fiction XD. The link to her page is in the description, you should watch her c:

I hate grammar/spelling errors, if you find one then please tell me.

Enjoy~

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You felt someone poke your cheek. You groaned and turned around in your bed but the poking wont stop and it doesn't look tired from poking your sleeping form.

"5 more minutes..." you groaned out.

Then he started to nudge you and whimpered. You sat up and rubbed your eyes cutely. You saw your uncle Italy by your

Child!RomanoxMama!ReaderxChild!Italy Mother's DayIt was 5:30 in the morning and two little boys were downstairs.

"I'm tired, fratello..." Feliciano whined.

"Shut up! I am too! But we have to cook something for Mom!" Lovino snapped at his younger brother.

"How about toast?" Feliciano suggested.

"No. Too simple and boring." He said.

"Cereal?"

"No."

"...Toast and cereal?"

"No! Shut up!"

"Okay..." Feliciano looked down.

"Scrambled eggs. They are easy to make." Lovino smiled. He walked across the kitchen to the fridge and opened it then looked for the eggs. He looked up, and the eggs were at the top shelf in the fridge.

"How are we going to get them?" Feliciano asked.

"I don't know..

Nekotalia!NorwayYour eyes landed on a beautiful fluffy white cat with a ribbon tied around his neck. Your first thought was that the cat looked really stuck up and you didn't know how to go on about this. But you motioned over to Hana and she picked up the cat and gave him to you.
"Good luck, Norway can be a bit stuck up sometimes," she told you. His name was Norway? That's cute. You filled out the paperwork and you were very succesful of obtaining Norway.
You brought Norway home with you and placed him on his cat basket, he curled up into a ball before looking back up at you with big bored and dull violet eyes. you smiled and reached your hand out slowly to pet him. Norway moved his head back but he licked the palm of your hand with his scratchy tongue.
You giggled softly at the ticklish feeling, Norway seemed to give you a cat-like smirk. He curled up on the basket once more, resting his well-defined head amonst his white paws before drifting off into a deep, warm slumber.
Walking into the kicthen,

Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.

Nekotalia!Romano and Feliciano"Guys this is (Y/N), she is here to adopt one of you," the worker lady, Hana, showed you to the pen of cats where they all looked up at you. All of them were so cute! How could you just pick one?
You looked back at Hana, a blush forming on your cheeks. "May I adopt two?" The cats perked up at the word 'two' and ran to the side of the pen where you stood and tried to climb up the wall, all of them extending their cute little paws to you. You gave them a warm-hearted smile that only increased the sound of the kittens.
Hana brightened up, she nodded. She was happy to finally find someone who is so interested in cats to actually want to adopt more than one. "Of course you can, I'll leave you be so that you can make your choices!" And with that, she skipped off.
You peered down at the cats and noticed two twin cats. Bingo, those were your choices. Who in the right mind would want to seperate twins? Not you of course! You called back Hana and told her that you wanted the two Tabby cat twins.

Beautiful Moment This is it.

The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.

Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.

I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin

England x Reader [CRACK]Arthur was just sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of choas. Arthur sighs and looks out the window with a small smile present on his face.

"It's such a pretty day." He takes a sip of his tea.

BOOM

Arthur looks at his front door, or should I say, what was formally his door, and see Alex and (Name)

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!" Arthur jumps out of his chair, he was still holding his tea. Alex glares at Arthur and starts to ran at him with inhuman speed, Alex reaches Arthur and slaps the cup of tea out of his hand. Arthur gasps

"MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!" Alex pushes Arthur, he lands on the floor and can't get up.

"Oh noooo! I have fallen and

Nekotalia!America"I choose him, miss," you told Hana, pointing down to a burly white cat with black fluff around his neck. On his face were big blue eyes and theses semi-circles under his eyes that made him look like he has glasses, and he has a big and fluffy tail too.
"That's America! He loves to eat hamburgers, that's his favorite food," she told me as you quickly filled out the paperwork and picked up America. He hopped up onto your shoulders and placed his paws on top of your head, he seemed to be quite playful. You thought to yourself, he should be a fun companion.
You showed America a bit of the town before heading off home. America dashed up the stairs, you followed him. He took refuge on your bed, snuggling up against the clothes you had worn previously the night before, your bra was also included on there.
"America~" you whined and tried to pull thr bra from him, he simply took the snaps in his mouth and flipped it over, the cup landed on his head and out the bedr

Nekotalia!EnglandYou first spotted a Scottish-Fold cat when you looked down into the cat pen. It had these weird three bushy line things above its beautiful green eyes, almost like animals.
The cat only watched you intently, his facial expression was bored but it screamed, 'get me out of here!' You reached down and picked up the Scottish-Fold, another cat jumped up and latched onto his tail with their teeth.
The Scottish-Fold hissed in pain and glared at the culprit. It was a fluffy cat with black fluff around his neck and he had blue eyes and semi-circles under his eyes, like he was wearing glasses.
"America! Be nice to England!" Hana, the worker at the store scolded the cat. America let go of England's tail and went to go bug the Japanese Bobtail cat.
"Hana, I'd like to take England home with me, may I fill out the paperwork?" You asked your friend, who nodded gleefully. She walked over to the counter and placed a certificate that lets me own England, and another form that describes about me.
E

Bonding Over a Meal (Naruto CharactersxReader)Bonding Over a Meal
ShikamaruxNarutoxReaderxChōjixKiba

Taking a break from your training, you folded your legs under you and rested your hands in your lap.

“Breath in,” you soothed to yourself, “and out.”

You let your (e/c) eyes fall shut. “In, and out.” You could feel your chakra building back up inside your body. While you were still only a genin, your teacher already had you traveling to the other villages in an attempt to expand your knowledge and training.

Now you were in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, training independently while your teacher was meeting up with some acquaintances.

F

England x Reader: Bloopers ft.Pedo BearEngland x Reader [Crack]: Bloopers. Ft. Pedo bear

Warning: LOTS OF CURSING :3

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Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home rela—

England: Bloody hell! This tea is making me have a major boner!

Tea: Hehehe... Sorry.

Narrator: What the......?

(Name): ....what kind of tea is this?!?!?

-CUT!-

-Scene 1 take 2, ACTION-

Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of chaos.

Tea: hehehe.... I queefed....

Arthur: BLAH! Holy fucking sh—

(Name): oh the sweet smell of cinnamon

Arthur: DON'T BLOODY CUT ME OFF!!!!

(Name): I DO WHAT I WANT BIOTCH!

Alex: YOU TELL HIM GURL!

*(Name) and Alex b

Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”

“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that

HetaliaXChubby!Reader Ch. 1School was out for the year. Everything was just fantastic. You planned to stay home and do nothing but surf the internet while rewatching some of your favorite shows. Your parents would be away at work for most of the day, so you would have the entire house all to yourself.

“Perfect, just perfect,” You practically sang as you entered your home.

It was clean . . . a bit too clean. The realization of what was happening hit you. You moaned, dropping your backpack right by the door. Someone was coming to visit, and it wasn’t just anyone, but it was your relatives. Which one, you had no idea, but whenever one of your relatives

Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
-AK

Get it your bloody self!
-NL

Can’t. Working on experiment.
-AK

You’re lying on the couch!
-NL

The experiment is the couch.
-AK

NO.
-NL

-thirty minutes pass-

I need my laptop.
-AK

For what?
-NL

Case.
-AK

-five minutes pass-

…Fine. Where is it?
-NL

On my lap.
-AK

Nekotalia!JapanYou were currently at the Pet Shop having a staredown with one of the cat's in the pen. It was a Japanese cat that had a bobtail, he was black and white and wouldn't stop staring at you. He reminded you of a Calico cat you had when you were young, she has sadly passed on, but this Japanese cat, reminded you so much of her. You smiled and filled out the paperwork, taking home the cat, whom you found out was named Japan. It fit him perfectly!
"What would you like to eat kitty?" You asked him, stroking his ear softly. He purred and pushed his nose into the crook of your hand where your thumb was. "Salmon?" Nothing. "Tuna?" Nothing. "Sashimi?" Japan erupted into a bunch of meows. Bingo.
You set Japan down on the floor in the kitchen, you let him watch patiently. You finished preparing the raw fish meal and set down a bowl for him which he quickly dived into. He was headfirst in the bowl, his white paws on the rim of the bowl as he downed the fish at an amazing speed. He looked up at you wi

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Entrenando A Fortachon P9

by ~pitufotontin, Mar 16, 2013, 7:23:27 AM
Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Humor

tuffy: (con esmoquin) amor , te ves hermosa esta noche bajo las estrellas

se inco

tuffy: tu y yo pasamos tanto tiempo juntos, tuvimos conflictos pero los superamos y yo... creo que es hora de dar el siguiente paso

saco un anillo de su chaqueta

tuffy: ¿quieres........casarte conmigo.....sharon?

sharon no se movio (obviamente)

tuffy: ehh, ¿porque no contestas?

.....

tuffy: ¿sharon?

.............

tuffy: tu silencio me preocupa

...............

tuffy: ¿sharon? ¡SHAAAAAROOOOOOOOOON!

se puso a llorar en la tierra

tuffy: ¿PORQUEEE? crei que me amabas

claire: ahora si ya lo perdimos

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fortachon: no, no

papa pitufo: ahora coronemos al nuevo campeon de campeones ¡filosofo!

fortachon: ¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

pitufina: y como premio ¡una dotacion de pastel de fruta!

fortachon: ¡esto no esta pasando!

filosofo: no fortachon

(se convierte en fortachon)

filosofo: esto ya paso

fortachon: AAAAAAAAAAA

sintio que agua fria le caia en los.....pitufos

fortachon: ¿QUE TE PASA?

pitufo: no despertabas y pitufina dijo que esto siempre servia

fortachon: estas loco

pitufo: puede ser , ahora levantate, haras lagartijas

fortachon: ok, ¿que tan malo puede ser?

pitufo: con goloso en tu espalda

fortachon: auch

Entrenando A Fortachon P9by ~pitufotontin

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claire

*TairusuKU Mar 16, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Wah !!>u<

Me gusto la parte del sueño...

~pitufotontin Mar 16, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

XD fue un poco loco

~chicapitufa Mar 16, 2013 Student Digital Artist

xDDD lol me dio mucha risa lo de tuffy

~pitufotontin Mar 16, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

tuffy; ¿te ries de mi dolor?

~chicapitufa Mar 16, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Claire: pero tuffy.. es... ES UN AUTO!! *facepalm*

~pitufotontin Mar 16, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

tuffy: shh, no habla en serio mi amor , nonono

~chicapitufa Mar 16, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Claire: ugh...

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